Author(s): Tom Fonder

Gift

Lazy, erratic, unreasonable, self-absorbed - Sound like your cat? Or your boss? Or both? The horrible management decisions suddenly make sense, don't they? The dashing, self-important title character of Business Cat: Hostile Takeovers writes emails by lying on the keyboard, misses meetings because he's stuck in trees, and demands to be let in, then out, then in, then out again. Yet somehow, despite his complete lack of professionalism and productivity, he enjoys his own private executive litter box at work and luxury mega cat condo at home. In other words, he exemplifies the worst-and hairiest- of management. Cat lovers and office workers of the world - unite!